You know you need a mommy break when you spend 15 minutes telling your baby how sexy his “toesies” are.
Liam has been teething. It’s probably paining me more because I hate the sound of crying. And crying is what he’s been doing. He falls asleep on me and I’m an enabler, so I let him sleep on me. I don’t move him. I’m creating future problems, I know. He wants to eat every two hours, but I’ve been trying to get him to wait three. Which he cries even more.
He just got over this horrendous diaper rash. I read that they get them when they teeth. Poor baby. Apparently there are different types of diaper creams out there and my regular desitin just wasn’t doing the job. So I had to go buy the maximum strength, which smells gross and is even harder to clean off. But it works!
Liam is starting to discover things. One thing is his toes. He gets mad that he’s too fat and can’t chew on them. Which usually means more crying.
But even with all this crying, and even if I’m super annoyed, he does the cutest things and then I completely forget about all the constant whining. For example, I will try rocking him to sleep, but he takes his binky out and holds it in his hands and I swear he’s telling me all the reasons why he doesn’t want to go to sleep. He literally can talk your ear off. Then, the other night, he took his binky out and smiled up at me and patted my cheek. I know, too cute. Although I’m sure the pat was actually a failed attempt to snatch my glasses. He’s shifty like that.

Don't let this innocent face fool you!